August 2011
20 posts
When you are driving and you think you hit an animal...
and then you realize you didn’t feel a bump or anything…
When you're around people talking pleasant things about someone you don't like...
“We must make it clear that a platform of ‘I hate gay men and women’ is not a way to become president of the United States.”
—Jimmy Carter, relevant now more than ever. (via gaywrites)
WHY DOES THIS LOOK/SOUND SO GOOD
GUARANTEED TECHNIQUES TO GET PEOPLE TO STOP TALKING TO YOU.
By Jenna Marbles
NOTE: MUST BE PERSISTENT AND CAN NOT STOP UNTIL THEY LEAVE.
TECHNIQUE 1: Make this face and stay frozen:
TECHNIQUE 2: Turn into an animal. Can be any of the following:
Dog:
Dolphin:
Turkey:
Velociraptor:
TECHNIQUE 3: Spontaneously turn into Helen Keller:
TECHNIQUE 4: Sing “The Song That Never Ends” until they leave:
TECHNIQUE 5: Spontaneous explosion of emotion:
TECHNIQUE 6: Spontaneous planking:
When something tickles and I can't stop giggling...
